Bush Or Batman?

Via The Radula.

Gratuitous jab at Ron Paul at 2:10; the best scene is near the end, at 3:10.

America Rules. England Sucks.

Because every day's the 4th of July in my book. (NSFW)


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Apparently none of the 4,232 black students in Tucson Unified School District was available for a photograph

Hey, notice anything funny about this picture?

It would be amusing if it weren't so true.

hi dennis. how r u doing? LOL

MySpace is cool again! Check out their Impact page, and peruse the 2008 presidential candidates' MySpace pages. Guess who new my newest friend is?

Most candidates are going with polished pages, but Bill Richardson opts for the muted default template. It looks like we have something in common! Until he tells me about his taste in music, movies, and books, though, I don't know if I can trust him to lead the nation. His friend Charlotte is pretty cute.

Hillary Clinton claims to have over 51,000 friends. I bet she totally doesn't know that many people.

Everyone's favorite Mitt likes the Beatles, Huckleberry Finn, and serving the state of Massachusettes. According to hip Top 24, there also appears to be a gaggle of Romneys invating the internets.

Rudy Guliani has his profile set to private. What a douche!

"If They Had A Giant Centipede...

...believe me, they'd use it."



(Good until May 26th.)

From the New York Times

The New York Times is the nations premier newspaper. Theoretically, this means that they have their pick of political cartoonists. Surely, if they're looking for conservative political cartoonists, they have a whole nation's worth to choose from so you can expect that they'll choose one of the best, most witty, most persuasive conservative cartoonists.

Either conservatives positions are so weak that even their best advocates look like shrill raving madmen, or perhaps the New York Times is purposefully not choosing the best conservative cartoonists. This is best case I can make for political bias on the part of the New York Times.

Ah, The Onion

It's funny because it's true:

I Support The Occupation Of Iraq, But I Don't Support Our Troops:...Yes, occupying Iraq does require troops, but they are there for one reason and one reason only: to carry out the orders of the U.S. Defense Department. As far as their overall importance goes, they are no more worthy of our consideration than a box of nails. Ribbons and banners in ostensible "support" of the troops miss the whole point of the invasion, which is to gain a strategic hold over that volatile and lucrative geopolitical region....I speak from a position of personal experience when I say that, while I do not wish death for any of the troops, death tolls should not be our greatest concern. All that matters is the pursuit of the foreign-policy goals of this great land, the land I love. America.