It turns out that the teacher who also happens to paint stuff with his butt in his spare time has been fired. As Darren says, "when doing something entirely legal, completely outside of school, becomes a cause to fire a teacher, we've gone too far." One wonders why we shouldn't just outlaw butt painting altogether.
Darren inexplicably fails, however, to mention this quote, from the teacher's attorney:
Chesterfield [County public schools] lost a tremendous asset today.